女孩别哭

Santa came in a way i didn't expect, and gave a priceless gift

The moment we stop fighting for each other, that's the moment we lose our humanity.

Feminism is a joke, it's not about sexual equality, but about female superiority. If feminists are so obsessed about equality, then make sure you foot your own bills, not expect men to do it for you since it's equality you want.

我的世界开始下雪

Felt like a canister of compressed natural gas

Fail, Fail again, Fail better

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality i accept. -Calvin and Hobbes

Obama's Nobel Peace Prize: more of an encouragement for intentions than a reward for achievements

Women are very forgiving, that is, until the next argument

孩子是爱的结晶

Men are simple creatures who are cursed with two heads but never enough blood to use both at once

Into another grey period...

They shout POP i shout ORD

There’s no shame in starting something but failing to finish

Whatever happen to the virtues of virginity?

Nice from far, but far from nice :p

No Sacrifice, No Victory!

A smile to hide the pain

Discovery Channel lesson on Gunbound

When was the last time you did something for the first time?

LCD TV : Low Cost Developed TV!

Why are movies so touching yet real life so boring?

Whats the point of having money, yet not happy?

MJ: A legend gone too soon

你是我等不到的路人

Children at back of car can cause accidents, accidents at back of car can cause children!

"I must die. But must i die groaning? I must be imprisoned. But must i whine as well? I must suffer exile. Can any one hinder me from going with a smile and a good courage, and a peace?"

Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient

don't hate the player, hate the game

If you can't see the sniper, the sniper can't see you

The referee is always kayu to your favour :p

Whats the point if the conversations only go 1 way?

Anger is temporary madness

The wisdom of if

Sometimes goodbye is a second chance

Linton: so how are you going to earn your first pot of gold
Me: Buy TOTO!

LOLS

放了爱, 为了爱

Assume makes an ass out of you and me

The biggest failure is the failure to try

My life will suck without you

laughter is the closest distance between 2 people

也许你没有我想的那么成熟

Presence is the best present

I wish i have a younger sister to help me tank all my mum's nagging. Haha

Individualism is the new conformism

Whats with females and taking pictures in the toilet?

Night of the long knives

If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?

1 thing
2 say
3 words
4 you

When one person suffers from delusion, its called insanity.
When many people suffer from delusion, its called religion.

I'm a neutron in the world full of protons and electrons...

穷得直省下钱

Love me for a reason

Panglossian disorder

Billion is the new million

Killing with kindness

How many pixels is your new year resolution?